quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

warmsthecocklesofmyheart:

 

gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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your url really suits you actualucifer

genderphobia:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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he needs to teach me his ways

dionsaursaysrawr:

dionsaursaysrawr:

Who ever reblogs this will get a random fact from this book sent anonymously into their ask

Hey you guys should reblog it I want something to do

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

donnanobleisahufflepuff:

bevisaurus-rex:

Do you think Donna ever cries without knowing why, the same way Amy did when she forgot Rory?

Excerpt from “The End Of Time pt. 1”:

Wilf: Sometimes I see this look on her face. Like she’s so sad. And she can’t remember why.

Yes she fucking do.

phils-ass:

I don’t care what you think but Dan is the cutest little shit ever

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused